Hi Nana!
Thanks for writing to me. Well, that Willjamin is quite the daredevil, isn't he? Either that or he's just plain stupid. Since he is family, i will just assume this latest episode was simply a tragic accident. (I just don't understand those outdoor cats sometimes!) Let's see... how many lives did he use in this latest incident?
Well... Using the simple Felix formula (named, of course, after Dr. Felix Hairball, renowed cat scientist) we can calculate that thunderstorm = .3 lives, or "l," times one rabid cat bite (.5l) times 2 1/2 days of negative food and water (.257l) magnified by 3 times to account for heat and humidity as well as the negative psychological effects of treetop confinement equals approximately 2.357 lives. I hope that helps! And I do hope Willjamin has not been permanetly damaged by the incident. I can't wait for you to come see me! I am just getting more handsome by the day. I am up to 2 baths and 1 self-groom per day. Also, my mama brushes me at least once a day....
love,
Mugs
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