Dear Concerned,

I really do understand the dilemma with your owners. My mama and papa did not understand at first how important it was that I have a primo spot on MY bed. Well, after a while I had them trained and I think you could do the same thing too. One trick is to get to the bed first. Get to your spot first, dig your claws into the mattress and keep your center of gravity low. That way if they try to move you, you won't budge. Then they will have to sleep around you. It takes a few nights, but eventually they will catch on and leave you alone. Now, if you don't get there first, the best trick is to walk up to your mama or papa's face (usually the man is easier to charm than the woman), purr loudly and lick their face. It may seem gross at first to lick a human's face, but it isn't too bad, actually. They will generally say something silly like, "awww...isn't that sweet! You're so cute!" etc... Then they will scoop you up and give you the primo spot on your bed. Trust me, man. You'll have it made. Since my parents are already well-trained, I typically just walk on top of them, jump around and meow for the fun of it now. : ) Hope this helped!


Buen Suerte!

MUGS